darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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luxurae:

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Anonymous asked: "Dude the gamecube sucked"

nagi-hime:

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teamshercock:

cactusaenigma:

andrunn:

sassy-tractor:

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took me a minute

Ahh yes…
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what a classic.

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

Anonymous asked: "how old are you"

15yearold:

take a wild guess

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

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