dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

posted 1 day ago
I fixed my face with iPhone apps. I’m so much prettier now ^_^

I fixed my face with iPhone apps. I’m so much prettier now ^_^

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rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

posted 1 day ago via pizza · © luaren with 207,532 notes
luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

"u wot mVIII"
— roman era British saying. (via jethroq)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

thewicked-eternity